Cartel Cats
No Utility. No Roadmap. Just Vibes & Violence.
Meet The Crew
Frostbite Frankie
“Cold Wallet King”Keeps everything in cold storage. Rugged three projects and still sleeps 18 hours a day.
“Not your keys, not your kibble.”
Cashmere Claws
“Pump Daddy”Market maker with diamond paws. Initiates pump-n-purr schemes at 3 a.m.
“Buy high, never sell.”
Maverick Meow
“Airdrop Ace”Got rich from free tokens and luck. Still doesn’t know how wallets work.
“What’s gas?”
Ghost Paw
“Sniper Cat”Instantly apes into new coins before anyone else. Claims it’s skill—it's insomnia.
“Launched 6 seconds ago? I’m in.”
Whisker Panic
“FUD Goblin”Sells at the bottom. Buys at ATH. Screams “it’s over” during every 2% dip.
“This is it, bro. We're going to zero.”
Cyclone Sid
“Rekt Rider”Leverages every play. Never wins. Has screenshots of imaginary profits.
“I was up 400%… for like 5 minutes.”
The Meowfia Twins
“Copytraders”Just follow Twitter threads and yell “LFG.” Hold 92 coins, none in profit.
“If it's trending, it’s mooning.”
Professor Purrington
“Chart Daddy”Draws Fibonacci on napkins. Calls tops, misses every entry. Still revered.
“Bro, it’s a bull pennant on the 5-minute.”
Silencer Snow
“Exit Liquidity”Never tweets. Never sells. Somehow always buys the top.
“Happy to support the project.”The Family Album
Contract Address
0xCATEL94183y24h981y4n108y81nfo18y418DEADBEEF
Join The Family
Follow the moves. Don't ask questions.